Yady: i7TARMY ILY AKBAR MNICH! W 3AN 8ILAT IL ADAAB! ANA MOB A9’3AR 3YAAAALICH TEEEN W TI’3LI6EEEN 3LAY!!!!!! AL7EEEEN BATROOO7EEEEN ‘3RAFTCH W IL SHA’3ALAAAT BAYRATBOON YOUR STUFF W 3GB 3 SA3AT BATEEEN W BATSEEREEEN BRAI6ANYA WYA OBOOCH!!!! :@
I stood up really quickly and tried to walk but everything blacked out………………
When I woke up I found myself on a private airplane .my seat was adjusted as a bed and in front of me was James reading a newspaper.
James: good morning sunshine :D
Me: “giving him a cold stare” where is my bag?
James: Dimitri!!!
Dimitri: yes. Sir?
James: get meriam’s handbag.
Dimitri: Yes, sir.
He went and got my handbag.
Dimitri: here you go miss meriam.
Me: thank you J
Dimitri : he nodded and went .
Opened my YSL bag took out my IPhone and BB. Ya I have both I don’t know why guess I just love them. Opened my BB found 34 missed calls and 18 messages O.o
8 from my brother
7 from my uncle
4 from my cousin
15 from 3awash
and 0 from my grandfather !!!!! :@
I quickly called 3awash cause she was threatening me in the messages that she sent.
Calling 3awash
3awash: YA 7MARA WAINICH ATI9IL W IL MOBILE MSAKAR!!!!!!!! LAISH MA TRIDEEEN?! R7T 3NDICH IL BAIT WL 5ADAM YGOOLOOOLY INICH MSAFRA!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU HAAAA?
ME: “crying” 3awaaaaash im soooo sorry bas my FATHER IS NOT MY FATHER!!!
I told her the whole story w she cried with me.
3awash: fl winter break im coming over w I’ll kidnap you! ;p
me: haahhaahhaaa I wish bas il klaaab ily hnee 3ndhom guards w security w hal 5arabeee6 >.< so it wont work think of something else ;p
3awash: lol mmmmmm………………I cant think of anything oh wait I will get my brother w his friends since they work in the army ;p w they will use a tank to run down the gates w all the guards would die MUAHHAAAHHAAA! :P XD
lol 3awash 5blaaa she’s wild and crazy and stupid at the same time but I still love her.
Me: 3AWAAASH!!! LMAO YAL HABLAAA YANAAAITY ?! XD
3awash: YEP im OFFICIALY CRAAAAAAAZY!!! :D
james was giving me weird looks
me: agool 3awash batkalam English 3shan il a5 yfhaamny ^^ hey I g2g this old English dweeb is giving me weird looks about what im saying so I better go before he suspects that we were talking about my great escape from this hell hole! ^.^
lmao his face was sooo red I saw him signaling one of the guards whispering
james: once we land I want tight security around the jet and the car and NO paparazzi :@
guard: Yes, sir.
I bursted out laughing and he gave me a cold stare
WTF?!
I took my ipod and putted it in shuffle w I was listening to second chance.
3 hours later we landed.
While we were getting of the plane there were a lot of guards and security w there was this long
like seriously way too long limo waiting for us. Omg he’s so RICH!
ME: Alla yl3ank yal kalb la t5awifny!!!
???: 3an 8ilat il 2adab
Me: t3arf 3araby? :O
???: haih ana emaratii .
ya right he’s blonde w malam7a nafs malam7 il ajaanib he has green eyes. Lmao he is sooo NOT emaratii
???: a3arf shakly british w it’s true im half british just like you.
ME: is it ur mom or dad?
???: what are you talking bout?
ME: is ur mom emaratii?
???: no it’s my father w btw were cousins.
Me: how so?
???: “6a3 hay 9dg inha ‘3abya” ya3ni my mum is your aunt w your dad is my uncle.
Me: ooooooohhhhhhh oooookkkk btw im meriam.
???: I KNOW!
Me: “ WTF is wrong with him he’s soo rude” OK!!!! :@
Me: JAMES!!!!
James: yes?
Me: mta banooo9al??
???: tra may3arf 3araby
Me: im sorry was I talking to you?
???: …………………
me: james when will we reach our destination?
James: in about 15 mins why?
Me: where will I live?
James: at my house.
Me: no I want to stay at a hotel.
???: haaaa at a hotel are you serious? ( OMG HIS ACCENT IS SOOO HOT!!)
Me: YES!
JAMES & ???: NO!!!!
waaay bsmillaaah yfal5ooon a7salee askit! :@
